Three Amigos: Jefe (Tony Plana) and friend pose for El Guapo's photo.

Three Amigos: Lucky and Carmen (Patrice Martinez) dancing in celebration.

Three Amigos: Ned entrances the children with his Hollywood stories.

Three Amigos: El Guapo himself is lured to Santo Poco to see the strange goings on.

Three Amigos: Carmen (Patrice Martinez) and the other woman look on as Lucky is shot.

Three Amigos: Lucky confirms a hunch about one of the shooters' guns.

Three Amigos: Lucky waves the evidence of these Mexicans' incompetence in the air.

Three Amigos: Lucky suddenly notices that all of Jefe's (Tony Plana) bullets appear to be real.

Three Amigos: Lucky tries to appease Jefe as the reality of his situation dawns.

Three Amigos: Lucky and Dusty contemplate Ned's invitation to be real life heroes.

Three Amigos: Little Neddy is drawing a line in the sand.

Three Amigos: Dusty sings "Blue Shadows on the Trail", perhaps the second greatest little song of all time.

Three Amigos: Ned, Lucky and Dusty, sitting around the campfire singing… with the horses, an owl, a coyote, a mountain lion and a tortoise. Don't ask what they had for dinner.

Three Amigos: Ned gets a faceful of dirt from his dry canteen.

Three Amigos: Somehow this idiot has water to waste and lip balm…